Music festivals aren’t exactly famous for being bastions of good taste. Still, should you find yourself, for whatever reason—when in doubt, blindly blame your significant other—at Coachella this upcoming April, there’s no excuse not to stunt. If anything, music festivals are the perfect opportunity to really differentiate yourself from the hordes of sweaty dudes moshing in head-to-toe tie dye by coming through with some straight heat. Make up for the fact that you’re at literally one of the least stylish places in the world by showing up halfway put-together and suddenly you’re looking like a real paragon of tasteful restraint out here, my guy.
Sneak your clout-chasing ass into the VIP section rocking an outfit that doesn’t make you look like you raided your local [insert chain of stores hawking a faux-bohemian, highly anachronistic hippie cosplay aesthetic] and wait for the compliments to start «rolling» in (if you get my drift, you sly dog, you). Do you get my drift? I’m talking about taking drugs, dude. Every single person you speak to will be rolling face. Honestly, what you’re wearing couldn’t matter less. Except to you.
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Michigan Chore Jacket
Carhartt WIP mrporter.com $220.00
Everyone there will be in a jean jacket. Don’t be everyone.
The Air Crew
Everlane everlane.com $22.00
Of course, you won’t need that jacket till nightfall. During the heat of the day, Everlane’s air crew tee can help you keep your cool.
Straight-Fit Work Pants
Uniqlo U uniqlo.com $39.90
Buy shit you can beat up and wear it to every event ever. Good advice in general, to be honest.
Chuck 70
Converse converse.com $85.00
If they were good enough for professional ballers to hoop in back in the day, they’re definitely good enough for the spastic body tremors you’ve dubiously decided to make your go-to dance move.
Boudreau 48mm Round Sunglasses
Oliver Peoples nordstrom.com $393.00
Yes, they’re pricey. Provided you don’t lose ’em (again), they’re also totally worth it.
Depeche Mode DM Singles T-Shirt
I don’t know shit about Depeche Mode. You don’t know shit about Depeche Mode (or maybe you do; good on you). But if there’s one thing I do know, it’s that there’s no better flex than making an oddly specific music reference at a massive, mainstream music festival. (It’s a fucking dope tee, too).
Big Ol’ Wide-Leg Denim Jeans
Stussy mrporter.com $145.00
The perfect pair of stonewashed denim in a cut almost too conducive to getting your dance on.
Slub Socks
Strategic dressing is a must if you’re slogging your way through a campsite, and Uniqlo’s slub socks are second to none.
Checkerboard Classic Slip-On Sneakers
The style that made Sean Penn a star, updated for today’s stoners and non-stoners alike.
Polo Sport Logo Bucket Hat
Polo Ralph Lauren endclothing.com $79.00
Congratulations, man. You’re officially a bucket hat guy.
Camp Striped Cotton Shirt
Engineered Garments modaoperandi.com $215.00
Wear it fully unbuttoned, like the caricature of yourself you always knew you’d become. It’s Coachella, baby!
Patagonia 5" Baggies Short
Patagonia urbanoutfitters.com $55.00
This is the only pair of shorts I own. I am, by no means, a minimalist. Wear these shorts and soon they’ll be the only pair you own, too.
Explore Bardu II Crossbody Bag
The North Face nordstrom.com $39.00
The perfect place to stash any and all, uh, «additional necessities.»
Tie Dye Crew Sock
Polo Ralph Lauren needsupply.com $18.00
Okay, sometimes you can (somewhat) subtly incorporate elements of the typical Coachella aesthetic into your outfit, as a treat.
Blazer Mid ’77 Vintage
An iconic sneaker silhouette with serious throwback appeal that’ll only looks better the more beat up it gets.
Avidan Grossman Avidan Grossman is the Style eCommerce Editor at Esquire, covering men's fashion, shoes, grooming, and accessories. Advertisement — Continue Reading Below
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